(Source: claryherondales)

New Exclusive Book 4 Clip

(Source: korrasane)

heckyeahbatfam:

bruce wayne’s google search history though

"how to raise multiple wayward sons"

"how to scrape burnt waffles from waffle iron"

"protect daughter from male advances"

"how to work in colors other than black and very dark grey"

"what is coachella and why does stephanie want to go"

"adult son is too loud"

facts-i-just-made-up:

whale-summoner:

Behind the scenes of a pipe organ. Although most people, if they think about it at all, assume that the keys are linked directly to the pipes, and that pressing a key lets compressed air flow from a reservoir, through the appropriate pipe in order to sound the note, this is simply not the case. The keys actually send messages to the person sat behind the pipes (in this case, Mary Jones, 24, of Oklahoma), telling her which pipes to blow through. The compressed air actually runs the system of pneumatic tubes which deliver the messages to Mary. The official job title associated with the position is Organ Operator, although the keyboard players used to refer to it as “The Blow Job”. It was agreed by most organ keyboardists that Barry Chuffworth (1914-1989) gave the best Blow Jobs. However, so little is known about music these days that I’d you ask any five schoolboys who gives the best Blow Jobs, they will likely all agree that it’s your mum.

I am so ashamed I didn’t write this.

(Source: bloodyantlers)

bryankonietzko:

korranation:

Hey Korra Nation, BIG NEWS!!!

IF THIS PICTURE (drawn by the one-and-only Bryan K) GETS OVER 15,000 NOTES, WE’LL RELEASE OUR FIRST EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM BOOK 4 ONLINE TOMORROW MORNING!

So what’re you waiting for? Let’s do this!!!

Looks like you hit the target!

touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

(Source: leelinschin)

You sit on a Throne of Lies.
Stannis Baratheon, A Clash of Kings (via incorrectgotquotes)

thorinoakneshield:

season one derek in his dad’s too big leather jacket and his too tight jeans is everything to me

what an angry ball of fluff

(Source: kitsne)

boobsandbooks:

noonafeels:

OH MY I JUST SNORTED MY MILK.

GO TO A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY 

(Source: sandandglass)